i turned 16 in February and i have 2 and a half inches of pubic hair and 1 and a half inches of under arm hairs (not a full bush of armpit hair tho)
and i barely have little sprouts of hair on my upper lip but no side burns or goatee...
i am 5'7" and my shoe size is 10 and a half...
i am taller than both my parents...
am i growing at a good pace?
if not, any pointers on how to accelerate my growth?
About my puberty developement?
You seem to be growing at a very good pace. To accelerate your growing pace you should drink lots of water, eat healthy and get a lot of sleep. However, you might have reached your full growth.
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Are Amy Whinehouse's tattoos real?
I was just noticing some of her pictures. Some of them show a pin-up girl on her left, upper arm. Other pictures show a horse-shoe in the same location (with no pin-up girl). Anyone know if they're real, or does she have them drawn on as her mood suits her?
Are Amy Whinehouse's tattoos real?
I would much rather find out if your tattoos are real....
Reply:Well sometimes the photographers flip the image around spot they can get different angles of the celebrity.
Like when i saw pictures of Nicole Richie Her tattoo was on her right foot...(BUt its really on her left foot)
They do it all the time.
Reply:Real %26amp; here are a bunch of photos of her tats:
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/ce...
Reply:don't know about the tattoo's, but my question is amy real?
Reply:who cares? what a crackhead...
i don't like her music anyway, but i agree with the person who called her a hot mess. i think her pic may be in the dictionary next to 'hot mess'...
Reply:Frankly, very large and many tattoos make a person look
awful. Tattoos should be small and located at two or three special spots only---they will then stand out. After 20 yrs they fade and won't look nice anymore.
Reply:that chick is a hot mess
Reply:yes they are so real
Reply:yes they are real
Reply:Is Amy Whinehouse real?
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Are Amy Whinehouse's tattoos real?
I would much rather find out if your tattoos are real....
Reply:Well sometimes the photographers flip the image around spot they can get different angles of the celebrity.
Like when i saw pictures of Nicole Richie Her tattoo was on her right foot...(BUt its really on her left foot)
They do it all the time.
Reply:Real %26amp; here are a bunch of photos of her tats:
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/ce...
Reply:don't know about the tattoo's, but my question is amy real?
Reply:who cares? what a crackhead...
i don't like her music anyway, but i agree with the person who called her a hot mess. i think her pic may be in the dictionary next to 'hot mess'...
Reply:Frankly, very large and many tattoos make a person look
awful. Tattoos should be small and located at two or three special spots only---they will then stand out. After 20 yrs they fade and won't look nice anymore.
Reply:that chick is a hot mess
Reply:yes they are so real
Reply:yes they are real
Reply:Is Amy Whinehouse real?
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HELP WiTh MaKeOver!?
i really need a change... i am so sick of being the self-conscious girl always in baggy sweatshirts and jeans and stuff... so i need to change... ideas for MAKE UP and CLOTHES including shoes and stuff... ok so heres my description of myself. i have curly brown hair it goes down past my shoulder blades. blue eyes, im about 5 foot 6 inches i do not at all costs wear tanktops or anything that shoes too much of my upper arm and nothing really clingy becaue i hate my stomach... and no shorts becaue i will not wear them... a lot of restrictions i know... but i am very self conscious and have been struggling with that and my self esteem issues for many years and as much as i want to and am trying to change it's not going to happen over night... so im sorry for the restricions, but i would really appreciate your help!
HELP WiTh MaKeOver!?
You Can Wear Hoodies And Make Them Look Stylish. Just Find One That Actually Fits You. They Can Be Cute Hoodies From Like www.Deliahs.com Or Your Favorite Band From www.hottopic.com Or A Splash Of Color From www.americaneagle.com
As For Jeans, Get Ones That Fit Nicely, Or Have Tears In Them, Make It Interesting. Or You Can Try Jean Capris That Cut Off At The knee.
As For Shoes You Can Get Vans Which Are Cute And Comfortable, And If You Are Artistic You Can Decoraste Them. Black And White Converse Are Universal And Cute. Or You Can Always Buy Flats From Hottopic Or Deliahs Or Any Store That Sells Shoes. (I Hate Sandals, They Make Your Feet Gross And Are Just Ugly)
You Might Wanna Try Straightening Your Hair And Putting Some Edge Into It, Maybe Getting Sideswept Bangs, Or A Diff Color.
For Makeup, I Dont Really Do Too Much. I Start With A Liquid Foundation, And I Have Fair Skin So I Usually Go With Ivory, Then I Get An Eye Liner Brush And Put Eye Shadow Along The Upper Line Of My Lid, Like Where My Lashes Are, Then i Take A Darker Brown Eyeshadow And Put It On The Lid Itself. Then I Have Avon Black Eyeliner And Put It On My Bottom Lid, Thats Usually It For Me. It Keeps My Skin Fresh And Eyes Bold.
I Think Thats It, Lol. If You Have Any Questions Or Need Pics Feel Free To Email =]
Reply:hi!
you could always try stuff from delias (they have a large selection of clothes)
heres a link to their woven tops
http://store.delias.com/browse.do?catego...
this skirt from there is REALLY cute
http://store.delias.com/item.do?category...
and what about this dress??
http://store.delias.com/item.do?category...
if you dont like anything off the delias sites, try
http://www.wetseal.com/home.jsp
good luck :)
Reply:branch out!!!!! if you are still self conscious you could wear an outfit like this: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=15669...
its branching out but still being modest i hope this is ok
Reply:you can were those kewl flowy top thingys and i love mac makeup i am very self conscious too so i know how u feel but these r the kinda tops i wear
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HELP WiTh MaKeOver!?
You Can Wear Hoodies And Make Them Look Stylish. Just Find One That Actually Fits You. They Can Be Cute Hoodies From Like www.Deliahs.com Or Your Favorite Band From www.hottopic.com Or A Splash Of Color From www.americaneagle.com
As For Jeans, Get Ones That Fit Nicely, Or Have Tears In Them, Make It Interesting. Or You Can Try Jean Capris That Cut Off At The knee.
As For Shoes You Can Get Vans Which Are Cute And Comfortable, And If You Are Artistic You Can Decoraste Them. Black And White Converse Are Universal And Cute. Or You Can Always Buy Flats From Hottopic Or Deliahs Or Any Store That Sells Shoes. (I Hate Sandals, They Make Your Feet Gross And Are Just Ugly)
You Might Wanna Try Straightening Your Hair And Putting Some Edge Into It, Maybe Getting Sideswept Bangs, Or A Diff Color.
For Makeup, I Dont Really Do Too Much. I Start With A Liquid Foundation, And I Have Fair Skin So I Usually Go With Ivory, Then I Get An Eye Liner Brush And Put Eye Shadow Along The Upper Line Of My Lid, Like Where My Lashes Are, Then i Take A Darker Brown Eyeshadow And Put It On The Lid Itself. Then I Have Avon Black Eyeliner And Put It On My Bottom Lid, Thats Usually It For Me. It Keeps My Skin Fresh And Eyes Bold.
I Think Thats It, Lol. If You Have Any Questions Or Need Pics Feel Free To Email =]
Reply:hi!
you could always try stuff from delias (they have a large selection of clothes)
heres a link to their woven tops
http://store.delias.com/browse.do?catego...
this skirt from there is REALLY cute
http://store.delias.com/item.do?category...
and what about this dress??
http://store.delias.com/item.do?category...
if you dont like anything off the delias sites, try
http://www.wetseal.com/home.jsp
good luck :)
Reply:branch out!!!!! if you are still self conscious you could wear an outfit like this: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=15669...
its branching out but still being modest i hope this is ok
Reply:you can were those kewl flowy top thingys and i love mac makeup i am very self conscious too so i know how u feel but these r the kinda tops i wear
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Where can i find girl's ugg boots in a size 3 or 4 childrens?
i have tried all of the usual inline stores like zappos, nordstroms, shoes.com, and other big names. i just cant seem to find them in a size higher than a 13 or a 1. The upper sizes ae always out of stock.!!!!!!
Where can i find girl's ugg boots in a size 3 or 4 childrens?
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Where can i find girl's ugg boots in a size 3 or 4 childrens?
nice choice
maintenance repairs
Bleomycin Injection for a Plantars Wart?
I had a injection of Bleomycin in a plantar wart on the bottom of my foot. My dr. had tried pulse dye laser, freezing, surgically removed and it still came back so he injected it with Bleomycin. The wart he did it seems to have gone, but now I notice a couple of small ones starting plus there is an area at the top of the scar from surgical incision that seems to be raw and it bleeds ver and hurts when you press on the sides of it. I became ill shortly after the injection with an upper respiratory infection and I have read that you shouldn't have treatment performed on a plantars wart during an active infection. Can someone tell me why? Also, what is the likelihood of this thing coming back since I feel like I am still walking with a pebble in my shoe even though there doesn't appear to be obviously large wart. How successful really is using bleomycin? I read it has cure rate of anywhere between 16% and 94%, which to me doesn't seem that effective. Any imput would be greatly appreciate
Bleomycin Injection for a Plantars Wart?
You may find the link below helpful;
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Bleomycin Injection for a Plantars Wart?
You may find the link below helpful;
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Skinny jeans and converse?
i have 4 pairs of skinny jeans. two of them have 14" leg openings, one has 12", and the last has 11". the 14" jeans look pretty good with my grey converse, but the 12" and 11" ones don't completely cover the upper flap of my shoes, so my socks show. is that awkward? and also, does it bother you if the jeans are tight at the calves so that you can see the outline of the person's calves? thanks.
btw i dont have flats haha. so i can wear the 12" and 11" only with converse.
Skinny jeans and converse?
As long as the socks aren't plain
white socks
and they compliment your outfit a bit.
you're good!
Reply:I think that skinny jeans can be a little bit short and still look good, especially if you use them to show off the hi-tops of Converse like you're doing.... And all the better if you have some cute, colorful socks too, not plain ones, like black or white, or matching colors.... If the skinnies were short and you wore them with flats or something low, I'd think they looked wierd cuz they were too short for jeans and too long for capri's....
Also, part of the reason to have skinny jeans instead of straightlegs is to have them fit your calves, so no, it does not bother me. I expect it to look that way. If you wear crew socks (like boy's socks) and the top of the sock sticks up several inches above your hightops and shows (like panty lines) under your tight calf, then you need to wear shorter socks so they don't show like that, but most girls don't wear socks that high....
So yeah, 11" and 12" skinnies with Converse hi-tops are good, esp w/colorful socks. Without colorful socks and hi-tops, they may actually look too short....
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btw i dont have flats haha. so i can wear the 12" and 11" only with converse.
Skinny jeans and converse?
As long as the socks aren't plain
white socks
and they compliment your outfit a bit.
you're good!
Reply:I think that skinny jeans can be a little bit short and still look good, especially if you use them to show off the hi-tops of Converse like you're doing.... And all the better if you have some cute, colorful socks too, not plain ones, like black or white, or matching colors.... If the skinnies were short and you wore them with flats or something low, I'd think they looked wierd cuz they were too short for jeans and too long for capri's....
Also, part of the reason to have skinny jeans instead of straightlegs is to have them fit your calves, so no, it does not bother me. I expect it to look that way. If you wear crew socks (like boy's socks) and the top of the sock sticks up several inches above your hightops and shows (like panty lines) under your tight calf, then you need to wear shorter socks so they don't show like that, but most girls don't wear socks that high....
So yeah, 11" and 12" skinnies with Converse hi-tops are good, esp w/colorful socks. Without colorful socks and hi-tops, they may actually look too short....
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Have you heard about the newest terrorist attack? "No Liquids on the planes"?
I personally think this blows! Great now no liquids!!! first shoes now liquids! Maybe the Goverment doesnt know much about biology or anything for that matter. But our body is 98% WATER!!! something we need a lot of. Its summer and in the south the weather can be high in the upper 100s. I do understand this is for our protection, but there are other methods they could have taken........
Also think of it as telling a mother or father that they could not give their child something to drink. That's Bull...............
Have you heard about the newest terrorist attack? "No Liquids on the planes"?
its sucks but it for our protection..... better safe than sorry :-)
Reply:thanx..... i want 'them' to do their best 2 protect us! don't you? Report It
Reply:Next step... no people on air planes... only snakes
Reply:its not the liquid i'm worried about... imagine if you take a plane... lets say Air India... and they don't allow even deodorants... OMG... I think I'm gonna puke... LET ME OUT!!!
Reply:Do you rather stay alive or not have a stupid gatorade for couple of hours? Idiot
Reply:yeah i know!!
Reply:anything will be ok soon
Reply:Baby's milk is allowed. I can't believe you're complaining. Why don't you vent your anger at the Muslim terrorists, who caused this?
Reply:Im sure that they will serve beverags on the plane, just not "outside" or "carried on " beverages..
you wont die waiting an hour untill you are safely on the plane to get one of their beverages...
Reply:Are they saying no liquids offered by the flight attendants or you can't bring liquids on the planes.?
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Also think of it as telling a mother or father that they could not give their child something to drink. That's Bull...............
Have you heard about the newest terrorist attack? "No Liquids on the planes"?
its sucks but it for our protection..... better safe than sorry :-)
Reply:thanx..... i want 'them' to do their best 2 protect us! don't you? Report It
Reply:Next step... no people on air planes... only snakes
Reply:its not the liquid i'm worried about... imagine if you take a plane... lets say Air India... and they don't allow even deodorants... OMG... I think I'm gonna puke... LET ME OUT!!!
Reply:Do you rather stay alive or not have a stupid gatorade for couple of hours? Idiot
Reply:yeah i know!!
Reply:anything will be ok soon
Reply:Baby's milk is allowed. I can't believe you're complaining. Why don't you vent your anger at the Muslim terrorists, who caused this?
Reply:Im sure that they will serve beverags on the plane, just not "outside" or "carried on " beverages..
you wont die waiting an hour untill you are safely on the plane to get one of their beverages...
Reply:Are they saying no liquids offered by the flight attendants or you can't bring liquids on the planes.?
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I wrote this story and I'm wondering what you think?
"My eyes opened and I realized I was resting on a soft bed. I was covered with a soft baby blue blanket. The birds chirped rhythmically, and the sunlight reflected from the window adjacent from the bed was hurting my eyes. I squinted as I looked upon it, but it really didn't help relieve the pain at all. The pain felt as if I was looking directly at a flashlight. I could easily tell the time of day was morning. I sat up looked around the bedroom, the walls were painted pink, the drawers and bookshelves standing opposite of the window were just as blue as the blanket that I had just pulled off. The room was unfamiliar to me. I wondered how I got here. I could not recall anything that occurred before this present point, nothing at all.
I got out of bed and there was a sound coming from the polished wooden floor. I looked down and saw a silver heart shaped pendant bonded with thin silver chains. I bent over and picked up the locket. It was the size of my thumb, and it shined like precious diamonds in the sunlight behind me. I turned the heart shaped locket and saw a small clasp. I opened the locket and saw a photo of a young woman on the left who seemed to be wearing a purple dress robe. Next to her on the right was a little girl, wearing similar clothing except she wore pink instead of purple. Both of them had long black hair and they were smiling at each other. I glanced at the little girl again, and although the child seemed so cute, she also seemed very familiar. There was a mirror next to the door in between the drawer and the bookshelves. I saw my own reflection in the mirror. I realized that I had black hair just like the two people in the photo, wearing a white T-Shirt and white shorts. I also saw in the mirror that I had no shoes on. Then I looked at the little girl in the picture again. That little girl’s face and hair are somewhat similar to mine. On the left side of the locket I saw a something printed on the silver metal. The upper left corner of the heart locket were two letters engraved “L.R” printed on small letters and in the middle of the heart, there was date carved into the locket that said:
20 December 1995
The date on the locket caught my attention. I wondered why the date was even printed there. What happened on that day? Why was it so significant? I also wondered who the young woman is in the photo, and if I was the little girl in the photo. There was a knock on the door, and I almost jumped when I heard it. I watched the door, and remained alert, until seconds later, the door opened. The one who knocked on the door was a young woman, wearing a white dress and I also noticed a white apron she was wearing that seemed to blend in. Her rectangular glasses were completely crooked, it looks as if it was about to fall off her face. Her face was completely dirty, and her crimson hair looked as if it were never brushed for weeks perhaps months. Her emerald eyes came into contact with mine, and said to me in a somewhat timid voice.
“Hello, you’re awake”
I continued to stare at her, and said nothing.
“What’s your name?” said the woman, smiling lightly “My name is Solana Frosty.”
Unfortunately I didn’t have an answer to that question. I felt pretty stupid not knowing my own name, so I remained silent and continued to gaze at her.
“Um, you don’t talk much do you?” said Solana, timidly. “My daughter Aiyana found you in the forest out cold so we took you in our home and we kept you warm and placed you in her room. Um….. Are you feeling okay?”
I nodded lightly, and whispered.
“Yes”
“I’m glad to hear it!” said Solana, smiling brightly. “Come downstairs, I made some breakfast. When you finished eating we can call your parents. How old are you by the way?”
“T-Tw-Twelve” I answered a little unsure of myself.
“Oh that’s great!” Said Solana insecurely “Aiyana is just about you age- Well, perhaps. She’ll be turning twelve in a few days, so I’m sure you two would get along just fine. Now please come downstairs for some breakfast. I didn’t expect you to be awake at this time. After breakfast we’ll call your parents, they must be worried sick about you. So we’ll just let them know that you’re okay”
Solana turned around and left. Seconds later, I got up off the floor, where I was sitting, left the room and went down the stairs. After I reached the first floor, I heard a voice calling to me.
“Hey, come over here! Come in the kitchen”
I turned to where the voice is coming from. It was Solana and another girl who had long scarlet hair just like Solana’s in a kitchen. I walked inside the kitchen where the girl sat at a circular wooden table that was near a corner of the kitchen. The table had a large plate with a layer of pancakes on a plate and a bottle of maple syrup sitting there. I gagged at the odor of burnt food. The sink next to me was piled with dirty dishes. There were shards of broken glass on the white tile floors. I almost stepped on them, while I was still barefoot. Solana was near an oven holding a silver metal spatula, jumping and shrieking hysterically trying to put out the flames that bloomed from the stove just a second ago. I sat at the table where the girl sat. I gazed at her for a moment. The girl looked back at me and grinned.
“Oh hello,” She said quickly, “Don’t mind my Mom, she’s very clumsy when it comes to housekeeping. As you can see, she’s not always the best cook. Although she’s very clumsy and careless, she has her moments. She’s only like this when she’s stressed out. It’s very typical for adults. Other than that she’s a great cook. Oh, I’m so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Aiyana.”
Aiyana reached out her right hand towards me.
I looked at her hand. I wondered what she made that gesture for. I continued to stare at it.
“What’s your name” She asked.
My eyes were drawn from her hand to her face. It’s that question again. I was gnawing my bottom lip, trying hard to remember, but it was impossible. I gave Aiyana a light shrug. Aiyana frowned.
“I tried asking her the same thing,” said Solana finally finished extinguishing the flames on the stove, “but she wouldn’t tell me. She must be shy, let’s give her some time to relax a bit. Aiyana pumpkin, go to the living room and find the phone. I think it’s time we call her parents. And turn on the computer on your way back here, and look up something on missing children”
Aiyana looked at her mother and nodded. She got up off her chair and left the kitchen. Now my attention is drawn to Solana, who smiled at me, placed some pancakes on the plate in front of me and said,
“Please eat some pancakes, they’re really tasty. I don’t want you to go hungry. I’ll give you a fork and a glass of orange juice.”
Solana handed me a silver metal fork. She also grasped the bottle of maple syrup and poured its sticky brown contents on the plate of pancakes. I looked down to examine them.
“Hmm,” said Solana. “It seems that you have never tasted pancakes before. Just cut a piece off and eat it.”
I looked up at Solana once more, remembering what Aiyana told me earlier, that she isn’t always the best cook. I assumed that these pancakes of hers would not taste very pleasant. I thought of Solana as a very kind person and the last thing I wanted to do is offend her. With my assumption set aside, I grabbed the fork. I cut off a piece of the pancake and placed it into my open mouth. I chewed slowly to. The food was soft and tasted sugary. While eating it I had this pleasant feeling, I assumed that the pancakes would taste horrible, but it was the opposite. I looked up at Solana again and smiled. Solana smiled back at me.
“I’m glad you like it” She said sweetly. “Would you like some orange juice? You’ll like this one, very natural.
Solana went to the refrigerator at the other side of the kitchen. She opened the door on the right. Reached in and pulled out a pitcher of some kind of yellowish substance, then she closed the door and placed the pitcher on the counter. She reached for the cupboard next to refrigerator for a clear glass cup. She took a cup from the cupboard and placed it on the counter as well. She poured the orange juice from the pitcher into the glass cup, and handed it to me. I looked into the cup of orange juice and saw something lumpy, there seems to be some foreign material inside.
“Oh don’t worry about the stuff in there,” said Solana sweetly “That’s just the pulp, dear. It’s natural orange juice. The pulp happens to be very healthy. Go on just drink it!”
I took a small sip of orange juice, despite the uncomfortable pulp rushing into my lips. It tasted pretty good.
Aiyana has just arrived in the kitchen holding a white cordless phone and handed it to me. I looked down at the phone, then who looked up at Solana, who nodded. I looked down at the phone again and pushed the green call button. There was a loud dial tone. I remained still trying to decide what button to press. The left side of my head ached. Random thoughts swirled into my head. I shut off the phone and placed it on the table. Aiyana and Solana exchanged looks, and then looked at me again.
“Erm…” said Solana nervously, “You don’t know your parents’ phone number?”
I shook my head lightly. Solana frowned.
“Um… okay” she said, “What about parent last name?”
I shrugged. Solana sighed.
“Wow,” said Aiyana, quickly, “you must not remember anything at all. Mom I think she has amnesia”
I looked down at my feet and sighed. My entire face contracted and I clenched my fists firmly as if I was squeezing something. I took three slow deep breaths. Solana kneeled down next to me. I looked at her then she smiled sweetly.
“Oh, No worries,” She said kindheartedly, “you will get you memories back soon. You can stay with us if you’d like, if it’s okay with Aiyana, you can sleep in her room. Aiyana, take this girl to the office upstairs. You are going to the missing child registry. You are not to go on any other site. We are doing this to assist her, not shop for “cute boys” on the internet. Do I make myself clear, young lady? ”
“Oh come on, mom” Scoffed Aiyana. “I do not ‘shop’ for boys.”
I looked at Aiyana and laughed silently.
I wrote this story and I'm wondering what you think?
Are you writing for class? It's pretty good. Are you in JC? Easy reading, easy imagine, I think you are off to a great start. Good Luck
Reply:no way in hell that i am reading all of that...well looking at that size, i will say its good.
Reply:it's good but is there and ending to it?
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I got out of bed and there was a sound coming from the polished wooden floor. I looked down and saw a silver heart shaped pendant bonded with thin silver chains. I bent over and picked up the locket. It was the size of my thumb, and it shined like precious diamonds in the sunlight behind me. I turned the heart shaped locket and saw a small clasp. I opened the locket and saw a photo of a young woman on the left who seemed to be wearing a purple dress robe. Next to her on the right was a little girl, wearing similar clothing except she wore pink instead of purple. Both of them had long black hair and they were smiling at each other. I glanced at the little girl again, and although the child seemed so cute, she also seemed very familiar. There was a mirror next to the door in between the drawer and the bookshelves. I saw my own reflection in the mirror. I realized that I had black hair just like the two people in the photo, wearing a white T-Shirt and white shorts. I also saw in the mirror that I had no shoes on. Then I looked at the little girl in the picture again. That little girl’s face and hair are somewhat similar to mine. On the left side of the locket I saw a something printed on the silver metal. The upper left corner of the heart locket were two letters engraved “L.R” printed on small letters and in the middle of the heart, there was date carved into the locket that said:
20 December 1995
The date on the locket caught my attention. I wondered why the date was even printed there. What happened on that day? Why was it so significant? I also wondered who the young woman is in the photo, and if I was the little girl in the photo. There was a knock on the door, and I almost jumped when I heard it. I watched the door, and remained alert, until seconds later, the door opened. The one who knocked on the door was a young woman, wearing a white dress and I also noticed a white apron she was wearing that seemed to blend in. Her rectangular glasses were completely crooked, it looks as if it was about to fall off her face. Her face was completely dirty, and her crimson hair looked as if it were never brushed for weeks perhaps months. Her emerald eyes came into contact with mine, and said to me in a somewhat timid voice.
“Hello, you’re awake”
I continued to stare at her, and said nothing.
“What’s your name?” said the woman, smiling lightly “My name is Solana Frosty.”
Unfortunately I didn’t have an answer to that question. I felt pretty stupid not knowing my own name, so I remained silent and continued to gaze at her.
“Um, you don’t talk much do you?” said Solana, timidly. “My daughter Aiyana found you in the forest out cold so we took you in our home and we kept you warm and placed you in her room. Um….. Are you feeling okay?”
I nodded lightly, and whispered.
“Yes”
“I’m glad to hear it!” said Solana, smiling brightly. “Come downstairs, I made some breakfast. When you finished eating we can call your parents. How old are you by the way?”
“T-Tw-Twelve” I answered a little unsure of myself.
“Oh that’s great!” Said Solana insecurely “Aiyana is just about you age- Well, perhaps. She’ll be turning twelve in a few days, so I’m sure you two would get along just fine. Now please come downstairs for some breakfast. I didn’t expect you to be awake at this time. After breakfast we’ll call your parents, they must be worried sick about you. So we’ll just let them know that you’re okay”
Solana turned around and left. Seconds later, I got up off the floor, where I was sitting, left the room and went down the stairs. After I reached the first floor, I heard a voice calling to me.
“Hey, come over here! Come in the kitchen”
I turned to where the voice is coming from. It was Solana and another girl who had long scarlet hair just like Solana’s in a kitchen. I walked inside the kitchen where the girl sat at a circular wooden table that was near a corner of the kitchen. The table had a large plate with a layer of pancakes on a plate and a bottle of maple syrup sitting there. I gagged at the odor of burnt food. The sink next to me was piled with dirty dishes. There were shards of broken glass on the white tile floors. I almost stepped on them, while I was still barefoot. Solana was near an oven holding a silver metal spatula, jumping and shrieking hysterically trying to put out the flames that bloomed from the stove just a second ago. I sat at the table where the girl sat. I gazed at her for a moment. The girl looked back at me and grinned.
“Oh hello,” She said quickly, “Don’t mind my Mom, she’s very clumsy when it comes to housekeeping. As you can see, she’s not always the best cook. Although she’s very clumsy and careless, she has her moments. She’s only like this when she’s stressed out. It’s very typical for adults. Other than that she’s a great cook. Oh, I’m so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Aiyana.”
Aiyana reached out her right hand towards me.
I looked at her hand. I wondered what she made that gesture for. I continued to stare at it.
“What’s your name” She asked.
My eyes were drawn from her hand to her face. It’s that question again. I was gnawing my bottom lip, trying hard to remember, but it was impossible. I gave Aiyana a light shrug. Aiyana frowned.
“I tried asking her the same thing,” said Solana finally finished extinguishing the flames on the stove, “but she wouldn’t tell me. She must be shy, let’s give her some time to relax a bit. Aiyana pumpkin, go to the living room and find the phone. I think it’s time we call her parents. And turn on the computer on your way back here, and look up something on missing children”
Aiyana looked at her mother and nodded. She got up off her chair and left the kitchen. Now my attention is drawn to Solana, who smiled at me, placed some pancakes on the plate in front of me and said,
“Please eat some pancakes, they’re really tasty. I don’t want you to go hungry. I’ll give you a fork and a glass of orange juice.”
Solana handed me a silver metal fork. She also grasped the bottle of maple syrup and poured its sticky brown contents on the plate of pancakes. I looked down to examine them.
“Hmm,” said Solana. “It seems that you have never tasted pancakes before. Just cut a piece off and eat it.”
I looked up at Solana once more, remembering what Aiyana told me earlier, that she isn’t always the best cook. I assumed that these pancakes of hers would not taste very pleasant. I thought of Solana as a very kind person and the last thing I wanted to do is offend her. With my assumption set aside, I grabbed the fork. I cut off a piece of the pancake and placed it into my open mouth. I chewed slowly to. The food was soft and tasted sugary. While eating it I had this pleasant feeling, I assumed that the pancakes would taste horrible, but it was the opposite. I looked up at Solana again and smiled. Solana smiled back at me.
“I’m glad you like it” She said sweetly. “Would you like some orange juice? You’ll like this one, very natural.
Solana went to the refrigerator at the other side of the kitchen. She opened the door on the right. Reached in and pulled out a pitcher of some kind of yellowish substance, then she closed the door and placed the pitcher on the counter. She reached for the cupboard next to refrigerator for a clear glass cup. She took a cup from the cupboard and placed it on the counter as well. She poured the orange juice from the pitcher into the glass cup, and handed it to me. I looked into the cup of orange juice and saw something lumpy, there seems to be some foreign material inside.
“Oh don’t worry about the stuff in there,” said Solana sweetly “That’s just the pulp, dear. It’s natural orange juice. The pulp happens to be very healthy. Go on just drink it!”
I took a small sip of orange juice, despite the uncomfortable pulp rushing into my lips. It tasted pretty good.
Aiyana has just arrived in the kitchen holding a white cordless phone and handed it to me. I looked down at the phone, then who looked up at Solana, who nodded. I looked down at the phone again and pushed the green call button. There was a loud dial tone. I remained still trying to decide what button to press. The left side of my head ached. Random thoughts swirled into my head. I shut off the phone and placed it on the table. Aiyana and Solana exchanged looks, and then looked at me again.
“Erm…” said Solana nervously, “You don’t know your parents’ phone number?”
I shook my head lightly. Solana frowned.
“Um… okay” she said, “What about parent last name?”
I shrugged. Solana sighed.
“Wow,” said Aiyana, quickly, “you must not remember anything at all. Mom I think she has amnesia”
I looked down at my feet and sighed. My entire face contracted and I clenched my fists firmly as if I was squeezing something. I took three slow deep breaths. Solana kneeled down next to me. I looked at her then she smiled sweetly.
“Oh, No worries,” She said kindheartedly, “you will get you memories back soon. You can stay with us if you’d like, if it’s okay with Aiyana, you can sleep in her room. Aiyana, take this girl to the office upstairs. You are going to the missing child registry. You are not to go on any other site. We are doing this to assist her, not shop for “cute boys” on the internet. Do I make myself clear, young lady? ”
“Oh come on, mom” Scoffed Aiyana. “I do not ‘shop’ for boys.”
I looked at Aiyana and laughed silently.
I wrote this story and I'm wondering what you think?
Are you writing for class? It's pretty good. Are you in JC? Easy reading, easy imagine, I think you are off to a great start. Good Luck
Reply:no way in hell that i am reading all of that...well looking at that size, i will say its good.
Reply:it's good but is there and ending to it?
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Anyone ever hear of "modular shoes" with swappable parts?
It occurred to me that maybe certain people wouldn't need 150 prs.of shoes. Maybe they could get by with three or five "bases" and various snap on uppers/soles/accessories? Deal? Thanks for input.
Anyone ever hear of "modular shoes" with swappable parts?
sounds flippin' fantastic...
Reply:yes and here are some wonderful infps that might assist you, good luck!
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Anyone ever hear of "modular shoes" with swappable parts?
sounds flippin' fantastic...
Reply:yes and here are some wonderful infps that might assist you, good luck!
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Got a doll w/only one noticeable name/symbol that looks like a circle & an upside down jester hat, Help Any1??
The doll looks like an antique. There are no other names or symbols on it. It is a girl doll with brown hair and shoes and a green dress. Looks like porcellan upper body and cloth lower body. Thats all the info I have. Hope someone can reconize the symbol that is on the back of the porcellan upper body. It looks like a small circle with a Jester/Clown hat under the circle which is upside down.
Got a doll w/only one noticeable name/symbol that looks like a circle %26amp; an upside down jester hat, Help Any1??
It could just be random art.
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Got a doll w/only one noticeable name/symbol that looks like a circle %26amp; an upside down jester hat, Help Any1??
It could just be random art.
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Skate Shoes help?
I have problems keeping skate shoes longer then a month. I have had fallens, dvs, nike, and nike sb. I keep on ripping the toe. I get like saude and leather upper toe. I had the nike tre's they lasted a long time but i didnt like the flick. What kind of shoe/toe should i get??
Skate Shoes help?
Lakai shoes last about a good few months or more trust me my brother skates and you could just put tape on the front and take the tape of after your skate session just a idea. and i think etnies last long too !
Reply:My brother used to have that problem.
He has Etnies now and they've lasted a good 6 months, and look like they'll be holding up for a while yet (:
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Reply:i have a pair of adios and i have had those ones since last year december and they have the occasional wear and tear but only on the bottoms from over use. they are really comfortable too. i also have a pair of dvs and they work fine for me.
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Skate Shoes help?
Lakai shoes last about a good few months or more trust me my brother skates and you could just put tape on the front and take the tape of after your skate session just a idea. and i think etnies last long too !
Reply:My brother used to have that problem.
He has Etnies now and they've lasted a good 6 months, and look like they'll be holding up for a while yet (:
x
Reply:i have a pair of adios and i have had those ones since last year december and they have the occasional wear and tear but only on the bottoms from over use. they are really comfortable too. i also have a pair of dvs and they work fine for me.
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Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
That looks like something you copied from a news story.
If you intend to turn it in for a homework assignment, then you need to make some changes.
First and foremost, put it into your own words! Otherwise, it is plagiarism. Do not use the ampersand -- spell out the word "and." Put some vertical space between paragraphs. Cite your sources; in other words, where did the information come from? Do not run adjacent words together, as you did in the example.
Hope that helps.
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Reply:It jist says the this lady won the election
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Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
That looks like something you copied from a news story.
If you intend to turn it in for a homework assignment, then you need to make some changes.
First and foremost, put it into your own words! Otherwise, it is plagiarism. Do not use the ampersand -- spell out the word "and." Put some vertical space between paragraphs. Cite your sources; in other words, where did the information come from? Do not run adjacent words together, as you did in the example.
Hope that helps.
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Reply:It jist says the this lady won the election
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Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
I think it's very good. It sounds like journalistic reporting because it gives the facts.
Well done.
Reply:really good. descriptive and all.
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Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
I think it's very good. It sounds like journalistic reporting because it gives the facts.
Well done.
Reply:really good. descriptive and all.
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Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
I need 100 Words Above of this reflection! Pls Help!!!
A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
It's cool that a female and a low caste person is making headway in India. Sounds like people are working together more too, always a good thing!
However, that's just MY opinion and I have NO intention of writing your essay for you. This is common enough information in the news (I've even heard of it in Kansas) that you should have no problem.
Reply:one word!!! I don't know!!!
Reply:one word.......... WHAT?
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A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
It's cool that a female and a low caste person is making headway in India. Sounds like people are working together more too, always a good thing!
However, that's just MY opinion and I have NO intention of writing your essay for you. This is common enough information in the news (I've even heard of it in Kansas) that you should have no problem.
Reply:one word!!! I don't know!!!
Reply:one word.......... WHAT?
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Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
I need 100 Words Above of this reflection! Pls Help!!!
A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
You might want to reflect on the fact that India which has always had a caste system now seems to be moving away from that at least in regards to its elected officials. The fact that a female who is of low caste won is encouraging. India has always been hard on its women and individuals who did not come from a high caste background. The candidate herself seems to have acknowledged "inclusiveness" in her campaign since she went after the upper caste and Muslim vote. Also, India now has a system more like the US...India will be ruled by a single party instead of a coalition. Perhaps Indian society is becoming more Western in its thinking.
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A party championing the cause of oppressed Indians has wrested control of India's most populous state %26amp; its low-caste female leader is poised to become the state's chief minister for the fourth time.
Voting closed on Friday for the seven-round marathon election that took place over a month. At press time, former teacher Mayawati Kumari's Bahujan Samaj Party was leading in more than 204 seats in the 403-member Uttar Pradesh assembly. This would be the first time in 16years the state and its 180-million people would be ruled by single party and not a coalition, analysts said.
Analysts said Ms Mayawati's campaign did better than expected as it was aimed at the upper caste Brahmins as well as Muslim votes. "The woman who once asked her supporters to beat the upper castes with thier shoes ran an inclusive campaign this time, " said political analyst Rasheed Kidwai.
Erm..... What Is Your Reflection On This Story? Help Me Pls!! Award: 10pts!!?
You might want to reflect on the fact that India which has always had a caste system now seems to be moving away from that at least in regards to its elected officials. The fact that a female who is of low caste won is encouraging. India has always been hard on its women and individuals who did not come from a high caste background. The candidate herself seems to have acknowledged "inclusiveness" in her campaign since she went after the upper caste and Muslim vote. Also, India now has a system more like the US...India will be ruled by a single party instead of a coalition. Perhaps Indian society is becoming more Western in its thinking.
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Lack of circulation in fingers?
for two weeks ive had pins and needles in my left pinkie. this feeling hasnt gone and can feel it in the ring finger next to it and at times my left upper arm has a dull pain. i dont have much strenth in my left hand even when tying my shoe laces.
Lack of circulation in fingers?
Pins and needles usually means that your pinching your nerve. There's one in your elbow that will cause that feeling in your pinky and half of your ring finger, but I don't remember the name of it. When people say they hit their "funny bone" it's usually that nerve that they hit. If it's bothering you, I would suggest seeing a doctor.
Reply:If you have had it for two weeks , I would suggest to go and see a doctor
Reply:could be a nerve, or perhaps a muscular condition. best to get to a doctor for tests just to be sure though.
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Lack of circulation in fingers?
Pins and needles usually means that your pinching your nerve. There's one in your elbow that will cause that feeling in your pinky and half of your ring finger, but I don't remember the name of it. When people say they hit their "funny bone" it's usually that nerve that they hit. If it's bothering you, I would suggest seeing a doctor.
Reply:If you have had it for two weeks , I would suggest to go and see a doctor
Reply:could be a nerve, or perhaps a muscular condition. best to get to a doctor for tests just to be sure though.
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Dodge Ram Van B250 6 cyl. 1994...Why does my car pull when I brake?????
My van only pulls when i brake.....It wont even stay on the road everytime i brake.
Here are all the things i have fixed.
JUN-2007 CALIPERS FRONT
JUN-2007 BRAKES FRONT
JUL-2007 FRONT CONTROL ARM
JUL-2007 FRONT UPPER BUSHINGS
SEP-2007 REAR BRAKE SHOES
SEP-2007 REAR WHEEL CYL. L %26amp; R
SEP-2007 REAR CYLINDER BRAKE SPRINGS. L %26amp; R
SEP-2007 2 INNER WHEEL BEARINGS FRONT
SEP-2007 2 OUTER WHEEL BEARINGS FRONT
SEP-2007 2 INNER SEALS FRONT
a brake specialist told me to replace the steering box, could that be whats doing it. Is that one of the symptoms before it eventually brakes????
Also, if that IS whats bad what will finally happen when it does eventually go?
Dodge Ram Van B250 6 cyl. 1994...Why does my car pull when I brake?????
it seems to me its the brake hose or flex hose,collasped or restricted
Reply:check alignment. check ball joints, tie rod ends. more than likely it is in the brake system. swap your front rotors from one side to the other and test drive to see if the pull changes. if it does then change the rotors. if nothing then swap the brake pads and test drive. then calipers. but you can't swap those from one side to the other. since they are new they should have a warranty. this is my wifes screen name. not mine.
Reply:1 of the calipers is stuck like your constantly pressing the brake or the slide pins just need greased. if its pulling to the right , the right caliper is stuck. you need someone to raise the van up and spin the wheels to see if their is a differance
Reply:ONE OF YOUR CALIPERS IS STICKING OR YOU HAVE A BAD BRAKE LINE AND IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
RECHECK THE FRONT CALIPERS AND BRAKE LINES COMPLETELY.
Reply:Did they ever align your car and how are your tires??
Reply:Best advice is to go to a front end alignment specialist.
Reply:I agree with ray p. I had a 72 plymouth duster that did the same thing your are describing. It ended up being a blocked brake line. If your car pulls to the right, check the left hose, and visa versa. The physics behind this problem is if the hose is blocked, all of the fluid that is not being delivered to the blocked line ends up in the line that is free causing that brake to catch sooner or more and pulling the vehicle in the direction of the good brake line
Reply:yes it could be the steering box i had one on a Chevy truck once you could hold the steering wheel straight push the brake and it would turn to the left and pull you across the road it was the steering box.... but first have the frond of your car jacked up have someone push the brake pedal down and someone else try to turn your tires if one turn with the pedal down there is something wrong with that side if neither of them turn have them take their foot off the pedal then try to turn the tires again if one don't turn it is that side hope this helps
Reply:I am a certified tech. "The kid" is right. Usually slide pins frozen or a stuck caliper.
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Here are all the things i have fixed.
JUN-2007 CALIPERS FRONT
JUN-2007 BRAKES FRONT
JUL-2007 FRONT CONTROL ARM
JUL-2007 FRONT UPPER BUSHINGS
SEP-2007 REAR BRAKE SHOES
SEP-2007 REAR WHEEL CYL. L %26amp; R
SEP-2007 REAR CYLINDER BRAKE SPRINGS. L %26amp; R
SEP-2007 2 INNER WHEEL BEARINGS FRONT
SEP-2007 2 OUTER WHEEL BEARINGS FRONT
SEP-2007 2 INNER SEALS FRONT
a brake specialist told me to replace the steering box, could that be whats doing it. Is that one of the symptoms before it eventually brakes????
Also, if that IS whats bad what will finally happen when it does eventually go?
Dodge Ram Van B250 6 cyl. 1994...Why does my car pull when I brake?????
it seems to me its the brake hose or flex hose,collasped or restricted
Reply:check alignment. check ball joints, tie rod ends. more than likely it is in the brake system. swap your front rotors from one side to the other and test drive to see if the pull changes. if it does then change the rotors. if nothing then swap the brake pads and test drive. then calipers. but you can't swap those from one side to the other. since they are new they should have a warranty. this is my wifes screen name. not mine.
Reply:1 of the calipers is stuck like your constantly pressing the brake or the slide pins just need greased. if its pulling to the right , the right caliper is stuck. you need someone to raise the van up and spin the wheels to see if their is a differance
Reply:ONE OF YOUR CALIPERS IS STICKING OR YOU HAVE A BAD BRAKE LINE AND IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
RECHECK THE FRONT CALIPERS AND BRAKE LINES COMPLETELY.
Reply:Did they ever align your car and how are your tires??
Reply:Best advice is to go to a front end alignment specialist.
Reply:I agree with ray p. I had a 72 plymouth duster that did the same thing your are describing. It ended up being a blocked brake line. If your car pulls to the right, check the left hose, and visa versa. The physics behind this problem is if the hose is blocked, all of the fluid that is not being delivered to the blocked line ends up in the line that is free causing that brake to catch sooner or more and pulling the vehicle in the direction of the good brake line
Reply:yes it could be the steering box i had one on a Chevy truck once you could hold the steering wheel straight push the brake and it would turn to the left and pull you across the road it was the steering box.... but first have the frond of your car jacked up have someone push the brake pedal down and someone else try to turn your tires if one turn with the pedal down there is something wrong with that side if neither of them turn have them take their foot off the pedal then try to turn the tires again if one don't turn it is that side hope this helps
Reply:I am a certified tech. "The kid" is right. Usually slide pins frozen or a stuck caliper.
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My upper ankle, lower shin hurts after running, could it be my shoes or what else? (just front of leg)?
It's most probably shin splints. From my own experiences, it could be caused by overusing a pair of sneakers, doing too much running on a harder surface when switching from a softer one, or running much harder than I'm used to. When I got them, the only way to make them go away (as much as I hated it) was to rest my legs for a week or two until the pain was completely gone, and then slowly start up again.
My upper ankle, lower shin hurts after running, could it be my shoes or what else? (just front of leg)?
Shin splints. No offense, but have you gained weight? The extra pounds could also do it.
Reply:it is probably shin splints or plantar faciitis
Reply:Try extra arch support, sometimes that fixes the problem.
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My upper ankle, lower shin hurts after running, could it be my shoes or what else? (just front of leg)?
Shin splints. No offense, but have you gained weight? The extra pounds could also do it.
Reply:it is probably shin splints or plantar faciitis
Reply:Try extra arch support, sometimes that fixes the problem.
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Harassment? (as a promotion model)?
Does your superior telling you to slap customers on the a** (+ making you make the motion,), telling you to act sexy giving samples away, making you do work not part of the work agreement (having people sign up for something on a small computer, when you are supposed to just be handing out free stuff) constantly high fiving you, touching your upper arms, saying his shoes are worth more money than you are making, telling you to tell people you are giviing away asian babies, constantly swearing (dont mind so much, except a few specific swears the fact that it was in a public work place (supposed to be professional) taking pills (that get you "jacked up")
not giving you proper paperwork to get paid (or info about harassment protection, etc)
and then firing you (when you don't flirt back with him) and not telling you, letting you get to work %26amp; then still not telling you
%26amp; waiting for you to call someone else)
and not being able to get paperwork for weeks
give you grounds for action?
Harassment? (as a promotion model)?
sounds like grounds for a major lawsuit
Reply:It's grounds for job hunting. Get a new job!
Reply:Um......several......go fight it!
Reply:You need to find a lawyer- ASAP
While working in the promotions game is supposed to be fun, and it can be, but we still need to maintain a professional demeanor while on the job.
Sounds like this is one of the guys making it tougher than it needs to be for the rest of us.
Reply:Honey, I think you know the answer to your question. If you are seriously considering a lawsuit, write down everything you have just said and make a copy of it. Most attorneys will give you a free consultation. Take this "list" with you and show it to the attorney and then you will know where to go from there! Have you considered talking to your superior's superior? Hope you find a better job!
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not giving you proper paperwork to get paid (or info about harassment protection, etc)
and then firing you (when you don't flirt back with him) and not telling you, letting you get to work %26amp; then still not telling you
%26amp; waiting for you to call someone else)
and not being able to get paperwork for weeks
give you grounds for action?
Harassment? (as a promotion model)?
sounds like grounds for a major lawsuit
Reply:It's grounds for job hunting. Get a new job!
Reply:Um......several......go fight it!
Reply:You need to find a lawyer- ASAP
While working in the promotions game is supposed to be fun, and it can be, but we still need to maintain a professional demeanor while on the job.
Sounds like this is one of the guys making it tougher than it needs to be for the rest of us.
Reply:Honey, I think you know the answer to your question. If you are seriously considering a lawsuit, write down everything you have just said and make a copy of it. Most attorneys will give you a free consultation. Take this "list" with you and show it to the attorney and then you will know where to go from there! Have you considered talking to your superior's superior? Hope you find a better job!
Nanny
With the weather getting warmer, has anyone ventured outside their house barefoot yet? Where did u go & do?
Here it's in the upper 60s and really wet. Fun time to play in puddles without any shoes on!
With the weather getting warmer, has anyone ventured outside their house barefoot yet? Where did u go %26amp; do?
No I hate being barefoot, I'll go out in flip flops though, it's been in the 80s here, I hate summer, I'm ready for winter again!
Reply:yes...and thanks for the reminder :D ...a couple weeks ago it was in the 70's-Clinton, LA...and my hubby is a boy scout ranger so we live on camp...I took our five year old daughter to the lake/swim area. We walked through the sand and the edges of the 40 acre lake...it's sandy as well...AND then we walked thru the clovers when my three yr old son got back home...beautiful days lately here!!! :)
Reply:whenever i go outside to take out the dog or check the mail i walk around barefoot.... even if its cold... lol
Reply:i do it year round
Reply:yea, im currently at the house in S. Florida and its like 85 degrees here, so everyday Ive been at the beach barefoot (for the past week)
Reply:lol.over here where i live is freaking raining and i mean hard.were in some kind of tornado watch or something.
Reply:Why wait for the warm weather? Being barefoot it great in all weathers and healthy! I have avoided shoes wherever possible at all times for the last few years and my feet are so much healthier (no horrid fungii etc) and happier, as is the rest of me. I haven't even had a cold in all that time. I agree splashing around in puddles is much more fun without shoes.
Reply:YES, I HAVE, AND I LOVED IT!!!! I sit around all winter just waiting for the very next warm day, and when it hits, I am out there in my bare feet for all to see. I thoroughly enjoyed getting my toes tickled by the grass for the first time in months.
Reply:Are you kidding? It is freezing out there.
Reply:I walk around my house barefoot always. But, ever since I stepped on dog doo barefoot--TALK ABOUT REALLY GROSS. I wear flip flops outside.
Reply:I live in Houston - it is warm here most of the time - it has been in high 70'2 and 80's.
I stepped on a broken coke bottle when I was younger therefore I rarely go anywhere with out a flip flop on or something on my foot.
Reply:I go barefoot year-round. It's not dangerous, unhealthy or gross; feet get very tough very quickly (in eleven years, I get a tiny splinter maybe once a year, I've never had a cut), our skin is made to keep pathogens out, and feet are fully washable.
Even dog poo washes off easily; it's nasty to step in wearing shoes too, with the added problem that you may not notice until you've walked in somewhere and tracked it all over the place. I've had that happen, and I tell you, while I much prefer to avoid it altogether, I'd much rather wash it off my foot only than wash it off my shoe, the door mat, *and* the carpet... (or the pedals %26amp; floor mat of the car, that happened to a friend of mine who stepped in it wearing shoes %26amp; we discovered it halfway through the drive).
Reply:Yes and to the most common place you could have been. The beach
Reply:Yes I have. I went down my sidewalk.
Reply:Take the garbage out. Or at my daughters soccer practice I'll take my shoes off in the grass.
Reply:i always have shoes on because its nasty 2 walk on the dirty ground especially if u a girl n plus glass can b on the ground u will no when a snake bite yo big toe
Reply:that's so cool, here is still kinda of cold but is getting warmer
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With the weather getting warmer, has anyone ventured outside their house barefoot yet? Where did u go %26amp; do?
No I hate being barefoot, I'll go out in flip flops though, it's been in the 80s here, I hate summer, I'm ready for winter again!
Reply:yes...and thanks for the reminder :D ...a couple weeks ago it was in the 70's-Clinton, LA...and my hubby is a boy scout ranger so we live on camp...I took our five year old daughter to the lake/swim area. We walked through the sand and the edges of the 40 acre lake...it's sandy as well...AND then we walked thru the clovers when my three yr old son got back home...beautiful days lately here!!! :)
Reply:whenever i go outside to take out the dog or check the mail i walk around barefoot.... even if its cold... lol
Reply:i do it year round
Reply:yea, im currently at the house in S. Florida and its like 85 degrees here, so everyday Ive been at the beach barefoot (for the past week)
Reply:lol.over here where i live is freaking raining and i mean hard.were in some kind of tornado watch or something.
Reply:Why wait for the warm weather? Being barefoot it great in all weathers and healthy! I have avoided shoes wherever possible at all times for the last few years and my feet are so much healthier (no horrid fungii etc) and happier, as is the rest of me. I haven't even had a cold in all that time. I agree splashing around in puddles is much more fun without shoes.
Reply:YES, I HAVE, AND I LOVED IT!!!! I sit around all winter just waiting for the very next warm day, and when it hits, I am out there in my bare feet for all to see. I thoroughly enjoyed getting my toes tickled by the grass for the first time in months.
Reply:Are you kidding? It is freezing out there.
Reply:I walk around my house barefoot always. But, ever since I stepped on dog doo barefoot--TALK ABOUT REALLY GROSS. I wear flip flops outside.
Reply:I live in Houston - it is warm here most of the time - it has been in high 70'2 and 80's.
I stepped on a broken coke bottle when I was younger therefore I rarely go anywhere with out a flip flop on or something on my foot.
Reply:I go barefoot year-round. It's not dangerous, unhealthy or gross; feet get very tough very quickly (in eleven years, I get a tiny splinter maybe once a year, I've never had a cut), our skin is made to keep pathogens out, and feet are fully washable.
Even dog poo washes off easily; it's nasty to step in wearing shoes too, with the added problem that you may not notice until you've walked in somewhere and tracked it all over the place. I've had that happen, and I tell you, while I much prefer to avoid it altogether, I'd much rather wash it off my foot only than wash it off my shoe, the door mat, *and* the carpet... (or the pedals %26amp; floor mat of the car, that happened to a friend of mine who stepped in it wearing shoes %26amp; we discovered it halfway through the drive).
Reply:Yes and to the most common place you could have been. The beach
Reply:Yes I have. I went down my sidewalk.
Reply:Take the garbage out. Or at my daughters soccer practice I'll take my shoes off in the grass.
Reply:i always have shoes on because its nasty 2 walk on the dirty ground especially if u a girl n plus glass can b on the ground u will no when a snake bite yo big toe
Reply:that's so cool, here is still kinda of cold but is getting warmer
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Muslim - Sisters Can you confirm this document for me please?
1) Around her husband, a sister may dress however she chooses. There are no restrictions on what the husband can see or touch.
2) Around the mahram relatives, women, and children (a complete list of exemptions is given in Surah an-Nur ayah 31), a sister should cover her awra. There are different opinions on the extent of this. The most sensible that I have seen is from the upper chest to the knee. This includes the region that is also awra in men (navel to knee) and extends upwards to cover the woman's bosom, which is a special concern for her. Display of the hair, arms, lower legs and feet, is universally agreed to be halal for this category.
3) Around non-mahram men, a sister must cover all of her body except her face and her hands. The face is the circle of the face only and does not include the ears or any of the hair. Just think about what you wash in wudu. The covering of the hair, neck, shoulders, and upper chest must specifically be accomplished by the khimar (headscarf). The arms, torso, and legs should be covered by loose, opaque clothing that obscures the shape of the figure. A long-sleeved blouse and a jumper, a long loose tunic and a long skirt, or shalwar kameez are all examples of what is acceptable. As well, most scholars say that the feet must be covered with socks and shoes although a few scholars allow the wearing of sandals.
4) Outdoors and in open public places (such as the market or the masjid), a sister must wear a jilbab as an outergarment, that is, over her other clothes. If she is wearing a khimar, then the jilbab only needs to cover from the shoulders to the ankles, such as a long coat. If she is not wearing a khimar, then the jilbab should cover the head and neck as well.
The above rules set out what you need to wear in each situation in order to be observing correct hijab.
Note: Most sisters, including myself, approached hijab in several stages. Usually the first stage is the modest clothing such as the blouse and jumper, tunic and skirt, or shalwar kameez. The second stage is to add the headscarf (properly called khimar). The third stage, often taken much later after reading up on the dalils, is to add the jilbab when outdoors. In the way of things, I expect that most sisters who are reading this have already adopted the modest clothing and are worried about the khimar.
Deciding to Wear Hijab
This is where the difficulties usually come in. For many sisters, it truly is a jihad. I remember very vividly how scared I was the first day I put on the headscarf and went out into public. As long as you are just wearing the modest clothes, nobody has to know that you are a Muslim. Once you complete your hijab with the headscarf, you are suddenly announcing to everyone who sees you that "I am a Muslim". Here is some advice based on my own experiences.
Wear it for the sake of Allah SWT
Muslim - Sisters Can you confirm this document for me please?
So for all the young Anglo-American, middle class ditzes who think that suddenly converting to Islam is *the* IN thing to do, (now that many have discovered that interracial dating is so "last season"), you must be aware of these fashion considerations.
Somehow I just can't see too many valley girls jumping on this bandwagon because, after all, the clothing standards would "totally suck" as far as they are concerned.
Reply:1)True
2)What u sai is true.That is also mentioned in cristianity, but no one listens, the only people who did are nuns.
3) No, the women's ear can show
4)The women can wear anything,but it must not be too tight that it can show ALL the curves and the figure of the body Report It
Reply:HanzZDaGrrl_14, like I said, the fashion statement alone would be enough to make most American girls run for their lives. And I remember those poor women under the Taliban, looking like piles of blue laundry with tiny, screened peepholes just big enough for their eyes. Report It
Reply:Thanks for reminding us of the importance. It sometimes feels like a great challenge especially when you live in a western country, I feel singled out sometimes and try to avoid public places. But deep inside I know why i wear it and that keeps me strong.
Reply:u r rit
Reply:I agree with number one. Number 2 I usually refer to Sura 33 verse 55 on the relaxations of the dress code. Number 3 I follow Sura 33 verse 59 by covering everything except the eyes(well I don't do that). Number 4 I do the same thing as number 3 and I think you are required to wear an overhead Abaya.
Reply:i'm not sure about the jilbab part, but the rest is true. i'm still not scarved. but i will inshallah.
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2) Around the mahram relatives, women, and children (a complete list of exemptions is given in Surah an-Nur ayah 31), a sister should cover her awra. There are different opinions on the extent of this. The most sensible that I have seen is from the upper chest to the knee. This includes the region that is also awra in men (navel to knee) and extends upwards to cover the woman's bosom, which is a special concern for her. Display of the hair, arms, lower legs and feet, is universally agreed to be halal for this category.
3) Around non-mahram men, a sister must cover all of her body except her face and her hands. The face is the circle of the face only and does not include the ears or any of the hair. Just think about what you wash in wudu. The covering of the hair, neck, shoulders, and upper chest must specifically be accomplished by the khimar (headscarf). The arms, torso, and legs should be covered by loose, opaque clothing that obscures the shape of the figure. A long-sleeved blouse and a jumper, a long loose tunic and a long skirt, or shalwar kameez are all examples of what is acceptable. As well, most scholars say that the feet must be covered with socks and shoes although a few scholars allow the wearing of sandals.
4) Outdoors and in open public places (such as the market or the masjid), a sister must wear a jilbab as an outergarment, that is, over her other clothes. If she is wearing a khimar, then the jilbab only needs to cover from the shoulders to the ankles, such as a long coat. If she is not wearing a khimar, then the jilbab should cover the head and neck as well.
The above rules set out what you need to wear in each situation in order to be observing correct hijab.
Note: Most sisters, including myself, approached hijab in several stages. Usually the first stage is the modest clothing such as the blouse and jumper, tunic and skirt, or shalwar kameez. The second stage is to add the headscarf (properly called khimar). The third stage, often taken much later after reading up on the dalils, is to add the jilbab when outdoors. In the way of things, I expect that most sisters who are reading this have already adopted the modest clothing and are worried about the khimar.
Deciding to Wear Hijab
This is where the difficulties usually come in. For many sisters, it truly is a jihad. I remember very vividly how scared I was the first day I put on the headscarf and went out into public. As long as you are just wearing the modest clothes, nobody has to know that you are a Muslim. Once you complete your hijab with the headscarf, you are suddenly announcing to everyone who sees you that "I am a Muslim". Here is some advice based on my own experiences.
Wear it for the sake of Allah SWT
Muslim - Sisters Can you confirm this document for me please?
So for all the young Anglo-American, middle class ditzes who think that suddenly converting to Islam is *the* IN thing to do, (now that many have discovered that interracial dating is so "last season"), you must be aware of these fashion considerations.
Somehow I just can't see too many valley girls jumping on this bandwagon because, after all, the clothing standards would "totally suck" as far as they are concerned.
Reply:1)True
2)What u sai is true.That is also mentioned in cristianity, but no one listens, the only people who did are nuns.
3) No, the women's ear can show
4)The women can wear anything,but it must not be too tight that it can show ALL the curves and the figure of the body Report It
Reply:HanzZDaGrrl_14, like I said, the fashion statement alone would be enough to make most American girls run for their lives. And I remember those poor women under the Taliban, looking like piles of blue laundry with tiny, screened peepholes just big enough for their eyes. Report It
Reply:Thanks for reminding us of the importance. It sometimes feels like a great challenge especially when you live in a western country, I feel singled out sometimes and try to avoid public places. But deep inside I know why i wear it and that keeps me strong.
Reply:u r rit
Reply:I agree with number one. Number 2 I usually refer to Sura 33 verse 55 on the relaxations of the dress code. Number 3 I follow Sura 33 verse 59 by covering everything except the eyes(well I don't do that). Number 4 I do the same thing as number 3 and I think you are required to wear an overhead Abaya.
Reply:i'm not sure about the jilbab part, but the rest is true. i'm still not scarved. but i will inshallah.
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Nice outfit for first day of high school?
Ok. I'm chubby around the waist (but that will be gone later in the year) and my thighs are big. Thighs are from the family and from being really overweight when I was younger. (I thinned out through middle school and now high school sports will get me to wear I want to be) I'm sporty. I mainly wear loose fitting t-shirts and shorts. A jacket/sweatshirt here and there. Rarely jeans. I hate when my thighs show I'm extremely self conscious about them...and I feel bad around those girls with legs like sticks. This feature won't change, it'll just become more muscle as time goes on. Nothing tight. I like comfy and loose. I just thought, maybe I should go a little trendier or nicer on the first day. (No flats for shoes please) Thank you so much!
I have green eyes, brown hair, tan skin (farmers tan) I prefer not to show my upper arms... t-shirt length sleeves please.
Nice outfit for first day of high school?
Let's see.. how about a striped three-quarter lengthed shirt. A belt over that would be adorable! Trendy capris or jeans with flip flops? Hair in a messy bun.
You'll be styliiiin!
Reply:Okay, first of all I think you need confidence. I'm not even joking. Go over to your mirror and look at yourself. YOU ARE PRETTY. EVERYONE IS. You need to ask yourself: Am I not wearing jeans because I feel like I'm fat?
Or: Am I not waering jeans because they are uncomfortable?
...the bottom line is that you need to be more loving of your body. And if showing off skin makes you uncomfortable, then look for clothes that cover you. But if you only do it because you want to hide your "fat thighs" then I think you need to rethink how you get dressed.
Hope I helped...a little at least...
Reply:definately invest in some cute camis, you can always wear them under something else, so your arms dont have to be bare, but it will give you so many new wardrobe options.
Everybody looks good in jeans! just find your cut, dont go super tight, just a body skimming boot cut, jeans are one of clothings most forgiving items.
Try:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
anything with that kind of empire waist would look great on your figure, try it with some nice jeans in a dark wash (slimming and sexy) and some cute accessories:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
and shoes:
http://www.hollisterco.ca/hol/zoom2.html... Brown:¤t=1
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I have green eyes, brown hair, tan skin (farmers tan) I prefer not to show my upper arms... t-shirt length sleeves please.
Nice outfit for first day of high school?
Let's see.. how about a striped three-quarter lengthed shirt. A belt over that would be adorable! Trendy capris or jeans with flip flops? Hair in a messy bun.
You'll be styliiiin!
Reply:Okay, first of all I think you need confidence. I'm not even joking. Go over to your mirror and look at yourself. YOU ARE PRETTY. EVERYONE IS. You need to ask yourself: Am I not wearing jeans because I feel like I'm fat?
Or: Am I not waering jeans because they are uncomfortable?
...the bottom line is that you need to be more loving of your body. And if showing off skin makes you uncomfortable, then look for clothes that cover you. But if you only do it because you want to hide your "fat thighs" then I think you need to rethink how you get dressed.
Hope I helped...a little at least...
Reply:definately invest in some cute camis, you can always wear them under something else, so your arms dont have to be bare, but it will give you so many new wardrobe options.
Everybody looks good in jeans! just find your cut, dont go super tight, just a body skimming boot cut, jeans are one of clothings most forgiving items.
Try:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
anything with that kind of empire waist would look great on your figure, try it with some nice jeans in a dark wash (slimming and sexy) and some cute accessories:
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product_det...
and shoes:
http://www.hollisterco.ca/hol/zoom2.html... Brown:¤t=1
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What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
Scorpio and yes it's all true. I am the next Bill Gates. lol
Reply:WOOHA!~!!
Reply:HELL NO!!!! I'm a Sagittarius and sure doesn't describe me! You lost me after "crushing spiders with bare hands"
Reply:Cancer
Reply:Im Gemini.Everything there was nearly the exact opposite of what i am..
Reply:libra.
Reply:No way nothing like me.
Reply:Pisces. Agree with some things.
Reply:Cancer.
Stretching out one pair of underwear for a month.... um for one NO and second ewww that's disgusting! LOL Next Cancers is supposedly the motherly sign of the zodiac.... Ladies Home Journal.. not really me although recently I'd been getting into cooking and giving folks advice. Well my style of clothing isn't bizarre, I like to dress just as feminine as the next lady.
As for being walked over, I am a nice person but there is a fine line of being gullible and treating people with kindness-- there were a few folks who wanted to confused the two with me but unfortunately I wasn't letting them have it, now that I'm older and had experiences with these types. I can go down the line of everything written about Cancer and see where it applies to me but I think I'll stop here as I'll be writing for quite awhile.
Overall most of these isn't who I am despite my sign and I take take these 'descriptions' are just for humor. It's funny!
BTW, George W. Bush shouldn't belong to any 'sign'. Personally I think not only is he is an embarrassment to this nation but to Cancerians everywhere!
Reply:Capricorn
Reply:The only truth I found about Scorpios is that Bill gates is one.
Reply:I am Taurus, Your description is not me not even my alter ego.
Reply:I'm a Scorpio, you definition doesn't impress me, but your persistence in typing 14 pages to get your ideas across is mind-boggling, real dedicated aren't you.
Reply:aquarius and no it doesnt
Reply:TAURUS - May 11...OMG, so like me, most of it, few exceptions that I don't see, that someone else might!
Reply:Um, I'm a leo and that is about as opposite of me as one can get...
Reply:I am a Libra, and that was WAY off.
Reply:LMFAO! I'm a Cancerian and my husband is a Pisces...lucky for him, he won't ever get run over by a truck!!
Reply:pisces
Reply:omg yah! im a pisces hehe ♥ i thenk this sort of theng is fun :-} bu ti also thenk u cud read any of them interchangabee, people have usually experianced everee emotion an character trait soem time in their lives, an myself having taken a survey by my therapist, wus often coonfused between two extreames, am i hardwerking an diligent, or lazy? super intelligent, or adorablee dumb? im both, the human being is an amazing theng ♥
Reply:Taurus, and it doesn't describe me.
Reply:tarus here. thats creepy.
but i do not live in millwalkee ( or however thats spelled) and i hate the bar, and i do not wish i was God. everything else came kinda close.
what are you?
Reply:Haha
that was semi cute
I'm a Sagittarius..
Hell no I'm not hitting a spider with my hands
other wise somewhat on point with the rest..
it made me chuckle..
you forgot to put will phuk up anyone that talks ish about them...watch yourself..
holla@urgirl ;O
Reply:Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers.( I am A naturist That very Adventurous)
They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. (Yeap)
They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. (Yeap)
Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. (YEAP especially while naked) This often includes transvesticism.
Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. (Nope)
Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces.
(not so)
They seek to offend.
(not SO)
Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus (Nah) (((Maximus YES max fun while naked oudoors))). Animals and small children love Sagittarians.
(I guess so IDK)
This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks
( NOPE not a freak or vagrant).
Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts.
(I love naked danceing at full moon around fires does that count )
Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian.
(maybe I did make a bumper sticker kinda that says NIF)
They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
(NOPE)
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad.
(HAHA All getting naked funny)
Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro.
(hahaha I have a GEO Prizm)
The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. (YEAP)
This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York,
(I don't get this one)
NY the most Sagittarian town in the universe.
(((Really Why I can guess that they are consieved on or about St .Pat's day (GO IRISH))))
The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well.
(HAHAHA I LIkeY BUSTY Expecially MY LOVE fickleNIF♥™
another Sagittaruis HMMM..
A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
(NO I am hip to be naked so that very hip)
Reply:im virgo, n its not like me at all lol
Reply:the canser one discribes me alot......buuuttttt, not compleatly. i'm not a slob, tho my consept of 'fasion' is weird. and i'm not a compleat doormat!!
Fun read!!
ALL of thoes are funny!
Reply:im an aquraius and yes i somewhat agree. ok i agree a lot!
Reply:libra
Reply:im a scorpio and that was so not true....i'm NOT hairy lol....but I do like to smoke :)
Reply:oh yeah. i'm a taurus and my husband and son are aries - all fits
Reply:I am a Pisces and I'd say about half of that stuff is true.
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Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
Scorpio and yes it's all true. I am the next Bill Gates. lol
Reply:WOOHA!~!!
Reply:HELL NO!!!! I'm a Sagittarius and sure doesn't describe me! You lost me after "crushing spiders with bare hands"
Reply:Cancer
Reply:Im Gemini.Everything there was nearly the exact opposite of what i am..
Reply:libra.
Reply:No way nothing like me.
Reply:Pisces. Agree with some things.
Reply:Cancer.
Stretching out one pair of underwear for a month.... um for one NO and second ewww that's disgusting! LOL Next Cancers is supposedly the motherly sign of the zodiac.... Ladies Home Journal.. not really me although recently I'd been getting into cooking and giving folks advice. Well my style of clothing isn't bizarre, I like to dress just as feminine as the next lady.
As for being walked over, I am a nice person but there is a fine line of being gullible and treating people with kindness-- there were a few folks who wanted to confused the two with me but unfortunately I wasn't letting them have it, now that I'm older and had experiences with these types. I can go down the line of everything written about Cancer and see where it applies to me but I think I'll stop here as I'll be writing for quite awhile.
Overall most of these isn't who I am despite my sign and I take take these 'descriptions' are just for humor. It's funny!
BTW, George W. Bush shouldn't belong to any 'sign'. Personally I think not only is he is an embarrassment to this nation but to Cancerians everywhere!
Reply:Capricorn
Reply:The only truth I found about Scorpios is that Bill gates is one.
Reply:I am Taurus, Your description is not me not even my alter ego.
Reply:I'm a Scorpio, you definition doesn't impress me, but your persistence in typing 14 pages to get your ideas across is mind-boggling, real dedicated aren't you.
Reply:aquarius and no it doesnt
Reply:TAURUS - May 11...OMG, so like me, most of it, few exceptions that I don't see, that someone else might!
Reply:Um, I'm a leo and that is about as opposite of me as one can get...
Reply:I am a Libra, and that was WAY off.
Reply:LMFAO! I'm a Cancerian and my husband is a Pisces...lucky for him, he won't ever get run over by a truck!!
Reply:pisces
Reply:omg yah! im a pisces hehe ♥ i thenk this sort of theng is fun :-} bu ti also thenk u cud read any of them interchangabee, people have usually experianced everee emotion an character trait soem time in their lives, an myself having taken a survey by my therapist, wus often coonfused between two extreames, am i hardwerking an diligent, or lazy? super intelligent, or adorablee dumb? im both, the human being is an amazing theng ♥
Reply:Taurus, and it doesn't describe me.
Reply:tarus here. thats creepy.
but i do not live in millwalkee ( or however thats spelled) and i hate the bar, and i do not wish i was God. everything else came kinda close.
what are you?
Reply:Haha
that was semi cute
I'm a Sagittarius..
Hell no I'm not hitting a spider with my hands
other wise somewhat on point with the rest..
it made me chuckle..
you forgot to put will phuk up anyone that talks ish about them...watch yourself..
holla@urgirl ;O
Reply:Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers.( I am A naturist That very Adventurous)
They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. (Yeap)
They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. (Yeap)
Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. (YEAP especially while naked) This often includes transvesticism.
Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. (Nope)
Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces.
(not so)
They seek to offend.
(not SO)
Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus (Nah) (((Maximus YES max fun while naked oudoors))). Animals and small children love Sagittarians.
(I guess so IDK)
This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks
( NOPE not a freak or vagrant).
Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts.
(I love naked danceing at full moon around fires does that count )
Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian.
(maybe I did make a bumper sticker kinda that says NIF)
They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
(NOPE)
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad.
(HAHA All getting naked funny)
Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro.
(hahaha I have a GEO Prizm)
The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. (YEAP)
This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York,
(I don't get this one)
NY the most Sagittarian town in the universe.
(((Really Why I can guess that they are consieved on or about St .Pat's day (GO IRISH))))
The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well.
(HAHAHA I LIkeY BUSTY Expecially MY LOVE fickleNIF♥™
another Sagittaruis HMMM..
A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
(NO I am hip to be naked so that very hip)
Reply:im virgo, n its not like me at all lol
Reply:the canser one discribes me alot......buuuttttt, not compleatly. i'm not a slob, tho my consept of 'fasion' is weird. and i'm not a compleat doormat!!
Fun read!!
ALL of thoes are funny!
Reply:im an aquraius and yes i somewhat agree. ok i agree a lot!
Reply:libra
Reply:im a scorpio and that was so not true....i'm NOT hairy lol....but I do like to smoke :)
Reply:oh yeah. i'm a taurus and my husband and son are aries - all fits
Reply:I am a Pisces and I'd say about half of that stuff is true.
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I'm going to six flags tomorrow?
I haven't been to a theme park in a while, and I can't figure out what to wear. Stuff like Tennis shoes vs flip flops or shorts vs capris or jean vs any other kind of material. It's supposed to be in the upper 80's and a bunch of us are pretty much going all day. Any advice on what to wear. Or bring.
Any thing helps, but I need it A.S.A.P.
I'm going to six flags tomorrow?
we'll have the candlelight vigil for ya now, the last girl lost her feet on the hellivator ride, the roller coaters get stuck in midair for hours, the food causes e coli and it is OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive and the lines at the rides take forever. GOOD LUCK
Reply:I would definitely wear shoes because on some rides if you wear flip flops you have to take them off...(that means walking on the ground with bear feet) Upper 80's i would say wear shorts and a tank top. Sunglasses and lots of sunscreen! I would also bring a water bottle. (water at 6 flags is like $5)
Reply:umm..it shoudln't much matter, i would just avoid skirts..and white shirts...umm...anything for the bottom except skirt or white and mostly anythign for the top except white, but if your going to one with a waterpark, bring your swimming suit, cuz they dont let you go on the rides with clothes on...only a suit..but as far as the weather i would suggest shorts..and maybe a t-shirt or tanktop, and shoes dont much matter either, tennis shoes probably if flip flops get uncomfortable for you. if the ride goes upside down, or dangles your feet, just take off your flip flops, thats what i always do...
umm..have a great time!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Do not wear flip flops!!! there is a lot of walking at theme parks like this so def. a comfy pair of tennin shoes/sneakers. You prob. want to wear shorts if its gonna be hot but try to wear a quick drying material in case you get wet on the water rides! Have fun!!!
Reply:I have been to six flags before. I wore jeans and a tee shirt, IT WAS A MISTAKE. it was only 84 degrees but it felt like a hundred. plus unless your rich you might want to pack some lunch in a lunch box because just a hotdog is six dollars. a bottle of water is at least 5 dollars and a 20 pop is 4.00 dollars. you should wear like a tank top and shorts. thats my guess. for shoes id wear tennis shoes. and you should wear a swimsuit under clthes cuz they have a hurricane harbor place with swimming stuff and youll probably wanna take some waterproof sunblock
Reply:Wear comfortable walking shoes, soffee shorts, and a t-shirt. Have fun!
Reply:I would wear tennis shoes, as there will be alot of walking, capris or shorts with a tank top would be ideal as the weather is warm at this time of year and all the walking and activities will make it seem hotter than it is. I would also take some sunblock along.
Reply:shorts and a shirt with tennis shoes
Reply:I would do shorts and a tshirt and tennis shoes
only because amusement parks are dirty and i wouldn't want my feet on the ground
bring just liek a small backpack with only the essentials also a bathing suit (if u guys do the waterpark?) umm maybe a sweater
have fun
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Any thing helps, but I need it A.S.A.P.
I'm going to six flags tomorrow?
we'll have the candlelight vigil for ya now, the last girl lost her feet on the hellivator ride, the roller coaters get stuck in midair for hours, the food causes e coli and it is OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive and the lines at the rides take forever. GOOD LUCK
Reply:I would definitely wear shoes because on some rides if you wear flip flops you have to take them off...(that means walking on the ground with bear feet) Upper 80's i would say wear shorts and a tank top. Sunglasses and lots of sunscreen! I would also bring a water bottle. (water at 6 flags is like $5)
Reply:umm..it shoudln't much matter, i would just avoid skirts..and white shirts...umm...anything for the bottom except skirt or white and mostly anythign for the top except white, but if your going to one with a waterpark, bring your swimming suit, cuz they dont let you go on the rides with clothes on...only a suit..but as far as the weather i would suggest shorts..and maybe a t-shirt or tanktop, and shoes dont much matter either, tennis shoes probably if flip flops get uncomfortable for you. if the ride goes upside down, or dangles your feet, just take off your flip flops, thats what i always do...
umm..have a great time!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Do not wear flip flops!!! there is a lot of walking at theme parks like this so def. a comfy pair of tennin shoes/sneakers. You prob. want to wear shorts if its gonna be hot but try to wear a quick drying material in case you get wet on the water rides! Have fun!!!
Reply:I have been to six flags before. I wore jeans and a tee shirt, IT WAS A MISTAKE. it was only 84 degrees but it felt like a hundred. plus unless your rich you might want to pack some lunch in a lunch box because just a hotdog is six dollars. a bottle of water is at least 5 dollars and a 20 pop is 4.00 dollars. you should wear like a tank top and shorts. thats my guess. for shoes id wear tennis shoes. and you should wear a swimsuit under clthes cuz they have a hurricane harbor place with swimming stuff and youll probably wanna take some waterproof sunblock
Reply:Wear comfortable walking shoes, soffee shorts, and a t-shirt. Have fun!
Reply:I would wear tennis shoes, as there will be alot of walking, capris or shorts with a tank top would be ideal as the weather is warm at this time of year and all the walking and activities will make it seem hotter than it is. I would also take some sunblock along.
Reply:shorts and a shirt with tennis shoes
Reply:I would do shorts and a tshirt and tennis shoes
only because amusement parks are dirty and i wouldn't want my feet on the ground
bring just liek a small backpack with only the essentials also a bathing suit (if u guys do the waterpark?) umm maybe a sweater
have fun
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What are these shoes called????
OK, i was in footlocker and i saw a sweet pair of shoes, im pretty sure they were nike, but they had HEMP on the upper sole, like the part that goes all around the shoe right above the sole....WHAT ARE THEY!!! haha
What are these shoes called????
yes they are nikes, dunks i believe (ABSOLUTELY LOVE THOSE SHOES) they're so dope, good luck
Reply:could u provide a pix
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What are these shoes called????
yes they are nikes, dunks i believe (ABSOLUTELY LOVE THOSE SHOES) they're so dope, good luck
Reply:could u provide a pix
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How to shape my legs. any good workouts?
my legs are extremely unattractive. i currently do lunges, squats, run, bike, but i am too embarrased to wear anythign that shoes off my legs.
any suggestions or is it genetic?
I'm not overweight, its just that my upper body is smaller than my lower body!! help!
How to shape my legs. any good workouts?
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Reply:Swimming is the best exercise for toning and strengthening your entire body. It does not build muscle so would help you to slim your legs
Reply:I came across this great product for weight loss (all nautral) and it was excellent for me (it's a detox colon cleanse). Together with a good diet and exercise I am finally happy with my body and the way I look. You should check this product at
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any suggestions or is it genetic?
I'm not overweight, its just that my upper body is smaller than my lower body!! help!
How to shape my legs. any good workouts?
Since I started to work out I was looking for a good weight loss product (I only wanted something 100% natural). I was on a diet but I felt that I needed a little "help" so I decided to try this great detoxification colon cleanse and I had fantastic results. You can check their website at
http://www.diet-easy-now.us , they give you a free trial and you only pay $4.95 shipping and handling.
Reply:Swimming is the best exercise for toning and strengthening your entire body. It does not build muscle so would help you to slim your legs
Reply:I came across this great product for weight loss (all nautral) and it was excellent for me (it's a detox colon cleanse). Together with a good diet and exercise I am finally happy with my body and the way I look. You should check this product at
http://www.diet-fun-now.us , they have a free trial and you only pay $4.95 shipping and handling. A must!
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Online Shopping for Clothes/Shoes: What are some hip stylish trendy mod vintage urban online stores?
I have checked out zappos.com, bluefly.com, and ebay for cool clothing and shoes - I look in my magazines for designers and try to search for them - I get lost on ebay - I have had very little success with finding stylish clothing online - what are some good web sites - that carry clothing for young hip 20-somethings - and labels that are not typical like calvin klein, tommy hillfiger, polo, abercromibie, gap - NO NO NO - and not even upper scale designer such as gucci, prada - NO NO NO - please help me get my style from the internet!
Online Shopping for Clothes/Shoes: What are some hip stylish trendy mod vintage urban online stores?
I'd try eBay again!
Reply:you definitely need to check out AJ's Jays
www.ajsjays.com
Jordans, Bape hoodies, Bape shoes, Air Force Ones...all the urban brands
really good prices and free shipping
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Online Shopping for Clothes/Shoes: What are some hip stylish trendy mod vintage urban online stores?
I'd try eBay again!
Reply:you definitely need to check out AJ's Jays
www.ajsjays.com
Jordans, Bape hoodies, Bape shoes, Air Force Ones...all the urban brands
really good prices and free shipping
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Are you a born fighter?
Well here she comes again blowing everybody's circuits
Girls like that bring a lump to my pocket
Everybody says I can never get her
I've been a lot of things but I never was a quitter
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Shoe-shopping, lapping up the groovers and uppers
I don't want to have to get another pair of hush puppies
I keep on looking at 47 each
But one day I'll be laughing with the lizards on my feet
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Well in between the pages of the glossy magazines
Is a coffee table world I could never ever fit in
I shout about how I could never buy it
But I stand up and fight for the right to go and try it
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Are you a born fighter?
nick lowe - born fighter
Reply:Girls like that bring a lump to my pocket too... I'm more of a lover than a fighter.... but if push comes to shove....
Reply:what flippin song is that?
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Girls like that bring a lump to my pocket
Everybody says I can never get her
I've been a lot of things but I never was a quitter
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Shoe-shopping, lapping up the groovers and uppers
I don't want to have to get another pair of hush puppies
I keep on looking at 47 each
But one day I'll be laughing with the lizards on my feet
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Well in between the pages of the glossy magazines
Is a coffee table world I could never ever fit in
I shout about how I could never buy it
But I stand up and fight for the right to go and try it
I'm a born fighter
I got a wriggle for my will now
I'm a born fighter
How I hate it on a plate
Are you a born fighter?
nick lowe - born fighter
Reply:Girls like that bring a lump to my pocket too... I'm more of a lover than a fighter.... but if push comes to shove....
Reply:what flippin song is that?
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64yr adult male of african decent, has swollen hands and feet. cannot make a fist and cannot bend fingers esp?
at the interphalangeal joints. feet are swollen leading to the purchase of bigger shoes. there is numbness, parasthesia and pain sometimes radiates to upper limbs. there is also limited movement. what condition is this and which specialist should we see?
64yr adult male of african decent, has swollen hands and feet. cannot make a fist and cannot bend fingers esp?
Just like Pam mention, get off the computer and go to ER ASAP.
It could be hypertension, heart problem causing edema to feet and hands. Or, kidney failure - these 2 illness has that symptoms.
NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR!!
Reply:It could be Sickle cell disease but rarely complications due to this disease is seen at this age. better u should contact Geneal Practitioner.
Reply:First off im not an expert at all so dont make any decision w/o first consulting a doctor, but to what i hear it may be a diabetic problem, but again im not sure
Reply:Kidney problems; retaining fluids. May be due to hypertension. Please get off the computer and go to the doctor...
Reply:See a Rheumatologist. Could be rheumatoid arthritis. for now, soak in hot to warm water every am and pm.
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64yr adult male of african decent, has swollen hands and feet. cannot make a fist and cannot bend fingers esp?
Just like Pam mention, get off the computer and go to ER ASAP.
It could be hypertension, heart problem causing edema to feet and hands. Or, kidney failure - these 2 illness has that symptoms.
NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR!!
Reply:It could be Sickle cell disease but rarely complications due to this disease is seen at this age. better u should contact Geneal Practitioner.
Reply:First off im not an expert at all so dont make any decision w/o first consulting a doctor, but to what i hear it may be a diabetic problem, but again im not sure
Reply:Kidney problems; retaining fluids. May be due to hypertension. Please get off the computer and go to the doctor...
Reply:See a Rheumatologist. Could be rheumatoid arthritis. for now, soak in hot to warm water every am and pm.
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Where can you buy these skateboarding shoes...?
I'm looking for it online or within my zipcode 33325, the Fallen Chiefs or the Fallen Rival Lo-Fi if they have nubuck or sude upper? Thank you.
Where can you buy these skateboarding shoes...?
www.zumies. com
www.ccs.com %26lt;-- best chance
www.pacsun.com %26lt;--maybe
Reply:www.ccs.com
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Where can you buy these skateboarding shoes...?
www.zumies. com
www.ccs.com %26lt;-- best chance
www.pacsun.com %26lt;--maybe
Reply:www.ccs.com
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My new shoes rub...help?
I got these new flats and they are very confy except that the back rubs very bad. I know there are so dr shoolls heel liners to put in the back of the shoe but what rubs me is the upper border of the back of the shoe. Is there something designed to covered that area?
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...
Those are the shoes I got (in black)
Thank you.
My new shoes rub...help?
I always keep a sheet of Moleskin handy for just such a thing. You can buy it near where they have dr scholls stuff too. It is a sheet of padding that you can cut to the size you need and it cushions the trouble area-just stick it on the shoe where it rubs. It is good for all kinds of issues like an annoying tag that even after you cut it it still rubs or a bra strap that the seam is too thick and it bothers you...Well, I hope this helps and good luck.:-)
Reply:You could buy all those things to comfort ur heel but there's a cheaper way and all it costs is a little pain haha. I often get flats that rub on my heels and then my heels blister and such. but if you keep wearing the flats and take break between wearing them on day than another and make sure your heel doesn't get infectedyour heal will make a calous form on the back of your heel and then the shoes will magically never hurt again haha. Iv're done this so man y time that my entire heel is tough soi havn't had blister in like 3 years from any shoes. you should try it.
lol good luck :_)
Reply:if their leather shoes, you could preheat your oven and stick them in there, the heat should losen the back and you could losen it so it doesnt rub the back of your foot.
Reply:blister band-aids work wonders, even if you don't have the blisters there, they're very cushion-y. Once the backs break in more, you can stop wearing the band-aids.
Reply:band-aids on your heels. they're amazing.
Reply:then put some sand paper on those puppies and fire em' up ol' chap.
Reply:just check at any store and ask around
i have seen these cussion things that you can get but they slip my mind
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http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...
Those are the shoes I got (in black)
Thank you.
My new shoes rub...help?
I always keep a sheet of Moleskin handy for just such a thing. You can buy it near where they have dr scholls stuff too. It is a sheet of padding that you can cut to the size you need and it cushions the trouble area-just stick it on the shoe where it rubs. It is good for all kinds of issues like an annoying tag that even after you cut it it still rubs or a bra strap that the seam is too thick and it bothers you...Well, I hope this helps and good luck.:-)
Reply:You could buy all those things to comfort ur heel but there's a cheaper way and all it costs is a little pain haha. I often get flats that rub on my heels and then my heels blister and such. but if you keep wearing the flats and take break between wearing them on day than another and make sure your heel doesn't get infectedyour heal will make a calous form on the back of your heel and then the shoes will magically never hurt again haha. Iv're done this so man y time that my entire heel is tough soi havn't had blister in like 3 years from any shoes. you should try it.
lol good luck :_)
Reply:if their leather shoes, you could preheat your oven and stick them in there, the heat should losen the back and you could losen it so it doesnt rub the back of your foot.
Reply:blister band-aids work wonders, even if you don't have the blisters there, they're very cushion-y. Once the backs break in more, you can stop wearing the band-aids.
Reply:band-aids on your heels. they're amazing.
Reply:then put some sand paper on those puppies and fire em' up ol' chap.
Reply:just check at any store and ask around
i have seen these cussion things that you can get but they slip my mind
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Girls: I'm a little bit on the short side. Will working out make up for my lack of height?
I'm 5'9, almost 5' 10 with shoes on. I have a very athletic build and can build muscle easily. If I were to workout and build alot of upper body muscle and get really cut, does this make up for me not being a taller guy?
Would you rather date a taller, not as muscular guy or an average height guy who is muscular?
Girls: I'm a little bit on the short side. Will working out make up for my lack of height?
I don't think 5'9" is short. I'm 5'4" and there are lots and lots of girls my size and smaller who will see you as tall. Working out is good but do it for yourself.
Reply:You shouldn't date a girl that focuses on your height, she isn't worth it. And 5'9'' to 5'10'' isn't that short.....
Reply:Working out won't make up for being short. It's a good way to go though : )
Reply:Guys who bulk up to compensate for lack of height are sad, sad, sad. They are categorized with the "small penis syndrome" types.
Your personality should be enough.
Reply:no...being a good person makes up for any objectionable thing...and lack of great height only becomes a flaw when guys develope the short man syndrom...fyi..become too animated, worry, brag...etc.
Reply:most girls arent as shallow as you think. i woudnt mind if you were 4'11 with green skin as long as you were sweet, and honest.
Reply:you are fine the way you are but i guess if you want to you could
Reply:Av you heard of the WIZARD OF OZ coz you need a brain!!
Reply:well to me, height doesn't matter. but yeah i would rather date an average guy who's muscular than a tall guy whos not.
Reply:in my opinion you're really not that short, considering other guys i know. ; ) some girls like short guys!
Reply:5'9 isnt that short.
i think really huge muscles on a guy is gross.....soo that gonna be a no for me.
idk, depends.
Reply:ur not short. Im 5"4 and im probly not getting any taller. Id rather ....... well idk it really dosnt matter to me. Iv dated shorter guys no problem. Muscle is always hot but its not that important. Theres this kid in my grade hes like 4 something everybody still thinks he is soooooooooooo sexy ..... dont worry bout it, you sound hot to me.
Reply:haha no. Its one thing to be short, but another thing to be really muscular and short. It won't look proportionate. So my advice is don't! Just drink your milk and eat your vegitables =)
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Would you rather date a taller, not as muscular guy or an average height guy who is muscular?
Girls: I'm a little bit on the short side. Will working out make up for my lack of height?
I don't think 5'9" is short. I'm 5'4" and there are lots and lots of girls my size and smaller who will see you as tall. Working out is good but do it for yourself.
Reply:You shouldn't date a girl that focuses on your height, she isn't worth it. And 5'9'' to 5'10'' isn't that short.....
Reply:Working out won't make up for being short. It's a good way to go though : )
Reply:Guys who bulk up to compensate for lack of height are sad, sad, sad. They are categorized with the "small penis syndrome" types.
Your personality should be enough.
Reply:no...being a good person makes up for any objectionable thing...and lack of great height only becomes a flaw when guys develope the short man syndrom...fyi..become too animated, worry, brag...etc.
Reply:most girls arent as shallow as you think. i woudnt mind if you were 4'11 with green skin as long as you were sweet, and honest.
Reply:you are fine the way you are but i guess if you want to you could
Reply:Av you heard of the WIZARD OF OZ coz you need a brain!!
Reply:well to me, height doesn't matter. but yeah i would rather date an average guy who's muscular than a tall guy whos not.
Reply:in my opinion you're really not that short, considering other guys i know. ; ) some girls like short guys!
Reply:5'9 isnt that short.
i think really huge muscles on a guy is gross.....soo that gonna be a no for me.
idk, depends.
Reply:ur not short. Im 5"4 and im probly not getting any taller. Id rather ....... well idk it really dosnt matter to me. Iv dated shorter guys no problem. Muscle is always hot but its not that important. Theres this kid in my grade hes like 4 something everybody still thinks he is soooooooooooo sexy ..... dont worry bout it, you sound hot to me.
Reply:haha no. Its one thing to be short, but another thing to be really muscular and short. It won't look proportionate. So my advice is don't! Just drink your milk and eat your vegitables =)
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